Bestest men

So, I feel bad because Rob's best friend is probably not coming to the wedding. He lives in Portland and they can't afford it. He was going to be Rob's best man. Rob doesn't really have any close friends here, so he just doesn't want a best man. My mom kept trying to get him to pick and he said "I don't want to talk about it anymore" So he decided the only way to have it is to have Kip, our cat in the wedding. Ok...not really. That WAS his idea (jokingly), but in all reality....Kip wouldn't be very compliant! ;) And it'd take a while to find a "kitty tux". Ah well. Poor Rob. :( Makes me sad.